Linguine in Parmesan Almond Cream

theonion:

Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God?
theunreallloydkaufman:

Finally available! Numbered Limited Edition Toxie Flush Toys avail only at #SDCC Troma Booth 4017 @megan @maxjampole @judahworldchamp U cn sleep w Toxie!

theunreallloydkaufman:

Finally available! Numbered Limited Edition Toxie Flush Toys avail only at #SDCC Troma Booth 4017 @megan @maxjampole @judahworldchamp U cn sleep w Toxie!

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

dooktrain:

A beautiful black sable ferret. 

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if u had a time machine, how quickly would you put h.p. lovecraft into a headlock and start delivering body blows, repeatedly telling him in a mocking voice “stop hitting yourself”