Go see what's up with you once the Internet is... →
junkalicious: It has been a year since the internet’s demise… JUNK can no longer argue with anyone. It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Toxie has been abducted by aliens.
I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that’s...– Mitch Hedberg
I like Supernatural and all. But, man… Reaper was way better.
dadz0ne: when will humans bioluminate “Maybe later, bro” (via Nostradamus)
wow ok this wasn’t what I wanted at all– once-ler’s creator, dr. seuss (via nigga—san)
My Girlfriend the Gourmand
Radical Larry: i have cookie
Radical Larry: s
Radical Larry: there is a crumb under the s key so it like never works
You are a phobia! →
junkalicious: cosmicautogenesis: bauerpower: dick-cheney: fdrbattlemaster: Helenphobia is the fear of talkative sidekicks. WHEATLEY Johnnyphobia is the fear of forgetting where you put that one thing. Katiephobia is the fear of being too awesome on karaoke. johnathanphobia is the fear of steno pads. JUNKphobia is the fear of Xbox Live Gold subscriptions. Junkophobia is...
I want to live in a world where little girls are not pinkified, but where little...– Get Your Anti-Femininity Out Of My Feminism by s.e. smith (via albinwonderland)
Mejjeroni and Cheese: tank "hardcore gay pornography" tank
Trigger warning: Snozberries
All you need is butts.– John Malkovich, July 1967
Mej is a pussy-whipped fuckboy.– Friedrich Nietzsche
Reasons Why Poor People Get Excited
#1: Kool-Aid that isn’t watered down before you put the ice in.
tibiagurney: On the next Vocaloid tour: Hatsune Miku, Megurine Luka, Rin and Len Kagamine, with special guests Tupac Shakur and the Notorious B.I.G. Would actually pay to see this, tbh.
…i bet pee would taste good…– Morgan, Tuesday, April 17, 2012 @ 11:59 AM