Please, steal any original content you find on here. You don’t have to credit me if you don’t want to. Oh, and if you’re using anyone else’s content to make money? You have my permission to fuck yourself and die in a bush fire. Share and share alike, ideas are open source.Tumblr (3.0; @surfcontra)http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://savedtheumbrella.tumblr.com/post/50759865665/i-know-what-you-are-say-it-out-loud">savedtheumbrella</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“I know what you are…”</p> <p>“Say it. Out loud.”</p> <p>“<em>Gay opera dubstep vampire.”</em></p> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50768021773http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50768021773Sat, 18 May 2013 19:38:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e1936aa93793df56ef77a4a19163897/tumblr_mlrsu3oQ9A1qbg3oao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ANIMAL STYLE</p>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50767360962http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50767360962Sat, 18 May 2013 19:28:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a86477aa879472aa5220cef0304ae85d/tumblr_mmyksgmd451r3itp1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terribullshit.tumblr.com/post/50703192720/miles-the-omg">terribullshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>miles the</p> <p>omg</p> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50766797869http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50766797869Sat, 18 May 2013 19:20:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b857b1065c09b32628e8bc04262016b1/tumblr_mmzkqgl4nr1somw7ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7064ce4ea26c6411dfc8182bbbfebb54/tumblr_mmzkqgl4nr1somw7ho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46f17c685bcb009e7adb221e62421a37/tumblr_mmzkqgl4nr1somw7ho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50764147603http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50764147603Sat, 18 May 2013 18:41:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gozgvBxM1r03eggo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gozgvBxM1r03eggo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6gozgvBxM1r03eggo4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellscabanaboy.tumblr.com/post/26372380004/kismetjeska-in-which-bruce-banner-finally">hellscabanaboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kismetjeska.tumblr.com/post/26277000103/in-which-bruce-banner-finally-finds-somebody-who">kismetjeska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking <em>Hulk </em>he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one</p> <p>#SCIENCE BRO FEELS</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>Fandoms are fucking stupid.  You remember that time Tony tricked Hulk into going into orbit only to trap him, drug him, and send him off to fuck-knows-where outer space, population: Hulk?  Good friends do that to each other all the time.</p>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50764025880http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50764025880Sat, 18 May 2013 18:40:07 -0400<p><a href="http://renandstimpy.tumblr.com/post/50692227052" class="tumblr_blog">renandstimpy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why was I listening to Smash Mouth radio for a half hour</p></blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50694775707http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50694775707Fri, 17 May 2013 21:51:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82562f55368ed0fddc586e680d49e7f4/tumblr_mmyrm3W8Kk1s46k4io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doctorgonerecords.tumblr.com/post/50680923176/download-the-album-here-for-only-5-now-listen-to">doctorgonerecords</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://deadlylofi.bandcamp.com/"><strong>DOWNLOAD THE ALBUM HERE FOR ONLY $5 NOW! LISTEN TO IT FOR FREE!</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50683467398http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50683467398Fri, 17 May 2013 19:01:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ff117d1f30d76c56edebdc134aa56730/tumblr_mmtf9oujIF1ru1wbho1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa29662bcb47b71a4cec038105fd004f/tumblr_mmtf9oujIF1ru1wbho2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50683294243http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50683294243Fri, 17 May 2013 18:59:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/002cd9ad8962f524f24872df4d1281aa/tumblr_mmxw4f9PTg1rufswgo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50683067076http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50683067076Fri, 17 May 2013 18:55:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4290895c0a79c320a57d6b895e15e9a1/tumblr_mmviy38j401r6tv3no6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec5719c2a182899ea497510b91968122/tumblr_mmviy38j401r6tv3no4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5dcb2501b900400630693baf114af3d/tumblr_mmviy38j401r6tv3no5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e78f866b8e5f60daf2fd40cd3372315d/tumblr_mmviy38j401r6tv3no3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1929e5408cdaedcb5d4e2c9dc75a2fb1/tumblr_mmviy38j401r6tv3no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0d4a9c503ecc06cb52c6113d9ab8e93/tumblr_mmviy38j401r6tv3no1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaymonstar.tumblr.com/post/50556147513/d-d-scouts-master-post-i-had-thought-about-what">kaymonstar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>D&D Scouts master post.</strong></p> <p>I Had thought about what if the Sailor Scouts were classes in D&D. I could imagine some kind of campaign where they Moon Kingdom Guild is Searching for the lost princess. They enlist the talents of 4 adventurers and lead by the Palidin of the Moon.</p> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50682148608http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50682148608Fri, 17 May 2013 18:42:46 -0400<a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/sponsored-content-pretty-fucking-awesome,32479/">Sponsored Content Pretty Fucking Awesome</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seanbonner.tumblr.com/post/50667250403/sponsored-content-pretty-fucking-awesome">seanbonner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>NAILED IT</p> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50681987900http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50681987900Fri, 17 May 2013 18:40:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0db6ce53904c048e5806a03a75c40c5e/tumblr_mmynitB2Vf1qgckmbo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8de5e248381d33d3625912feace3f85/tumblr_mmynitB2Vf1qgckmbo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaijusaurus.tumblr.com/post/50679425515/fan-art-friday-film-focus-the-brown-the">kaijusaurus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Fan-Art Friday/Film Focus:</strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>“The Brown & the Green.” Acrylic on canvas 24” x 30”. © David Durrett<br/></em><em>“Bad Ass.” Acrylic on canvas 16” x 20.” © David Durrett</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50680665378http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50680665378Fri, 17 May 2013 18:21:39 -0400<p>BARF</p>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50633827102http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50633827102Fri, 17 May 2013 00:59:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a3495867720501d64288285e8bc9d9a/tumblr_mkwu5uXqxx1qgbzcro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tysonhesse.tumblr.com/post/47413877223/this-is-old-but-i-never-posted-it-well-now-i">tysonhesse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is old but I never posted it.  WELL NOW I DID.</p> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50614092044http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50614092044Thu, 16 May 2013 20:20:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40b06609d63b881fb6eef24f6430800b/tumblr_mmurvlGTpa1r93u7vo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a3ba27c2601202457c6d0485118ff65/tumblr_mmurvlGTpa1r93u7vo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tokenduelist.tumblr.com/post/50553859147/sulkylass-this-one-looks-like-its-plotting">tokenduelist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sulkylass.tumblr.com/post/50509850982">sulkylass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil</p> </blockquote> <p>We kill the Zubatman.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin’ Magnetons, how do they work?</p>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50610273275http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50610273275Thu, 16 May 2013 19:26:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4369c13fd703e85c80665acb89dbfffd/tumblr_mjnuix31eS1rxhuq8o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7ff34c2ad2c3b0ce79c7b67aadeef4d6/tumblr_mjnuix31eS1rxhuq8o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609972155http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609972155Thu, 16 May 2013 19:22:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21d5417442fd967e38b9c54226472cb3/tumblr_mjia3pf2Ah1rg590io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turecepcja.tumblr.com/post/45117152345/enjoy-the-spring-by-kolabox">turecepcja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kolabox.deviantart.com/art/Enjoy-the-spring-206721260">Enjoy the spring</a> by ~<a href="http://kolabox.deviantart.com/">kolabox</a></p> </blockquote>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609923493http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609923493Thu, 16 May 2013 19:21:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f61d98953d3f1bc4cd0692fe9f21955/tumblr_mjkb3nlkdQ1qa0x0do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kenshiro28.tumblr.com/post/50550221821/costco-profits-walmart-unions">kenshiro28</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahfeminists.com/post/45204881282/costco-profits-walmart-unions">fuckyeahfeminists</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.</span></p> <blockquote> <p><span>Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart. </span><br/><span>The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.</p> </blockquote> <p>GIVING US MORE MONEY MEANS WE WILL SPEND MORE MONEY</p> <p>PROBABLY ON YOU</p> <p>YOU FUCKERS</p> </blockquote> <p>I have heard nothing but good things about working for CostCo from former and current employees.</p>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609791867http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609791867Thu, 16 May 2013 19:19:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28020c5206ed49ed0675ed9ebc21e5e1/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0fdb039e0ba24a48b8c2cc0938ff462/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5095399118556a969776c09d547d1d37/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c4bdfb697ac4e5875f9fcd61efc23f7/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa8e3a259e6b9e39602dd8d415bb70be/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58d7dcb335001a4b0b1fc27f139c52e8/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e27f7858272079ba90070aff3198af99/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ef825301d5f0e96cd9294ec69730a77/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/590976b51b481aad99cffb48ad085318/tumblr_mmveorEj8K1qlcmswo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alonelyprayer.tumblr.com/post/50549873222/i-fucking-cant">alonelyprayer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FUCKING CAN’T</p> </blockquote> <p>People who don’t like KOEI games make me so sad.</p>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609708997http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50609708997Thu, 16 May 2013 19:18:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec1399c433ffde771c45c69eb4a5f34d/tumblr_mmwk70cvR41qh1nbmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50607958653http://surfcontra.tumblr.com/post/50607958653Thu, 16 May 2013 18:53:57 -0400